You could make over 1 Million Dollars with a lot of spare time and a good photocopier
I love you, buddy! Leela's gonna kill me. You can see how I lived before I met you. That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. I'm a thing. I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Shut up and get to the point!
You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Yeah, lots of people did. Ummm…to eBay? Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Now what? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Who are those horrible orange men? Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.
I can explain. It's very valuable. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. It doesn't look so shiny to me. I never loved you. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.